So, Cyclists...

As you probably know, I used to be one.

Now I look back and hang my head in shame nowing all the pain I inflicted on motorists with that, thankfully I got a car and scrapped my bike so I'm no longer contributing to that problem, but goddamn, I am sorry.

Cyclists are slow, at times dangerously slow, they completely ignore the rules of the road, but demand to be treated like cars, they don't have insurance or licenses, they run red lights and stop signs like its going out of style, and then they get all indignant and "SHARE TEH ROAD" when you dare suggest that they might be a nuisance due to all of the above.

Also, before I get the whole environmental thing, cycling really isn't better for the environment, because you on your bike holding up those cars behind you means they're spending more time on the road creating more pollution all so you can feel all warm and fuzzy because the pollution is coming out of those cars and not your bike.