Driveclub in a Nutshell

0:14 "When we came up with this idea, we thought 'Well, let's not come up with any other ideas, this idea's good enough'."
1:09 "Instead of breaking the mold, we went down and found those pieces from that mold and we put it back together."

Seriously Driveclub looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING. OH MY GOD.

Now don't get me wrong, it looks like a technically competent racing game, the models are well rendered, and nothing stands out as being particularly bad, but on the flipside nothing stands out as being particularly good either, and therein lies Driveclub's problem. If it were a food it would be unflavored steamed rice, if it were a radio station it would be KRLD, if it were a song it would be "All of Me" by John Legend, if it were a car it would be a Nissan Sunny, if it were a color it would be beige.

It looks like what a robot would create if you asked it to make a racing game, and the sad thing is its by Evolution Studios, THE PEOPLE WHO MADE MOTORSTORM APOCALYPSE.

Motorstorm Apocalypse was kind of meh on overall quality, but it extruded character and personality from every pore, Driveclub looks to be the complete opposite, a bland and flavorless, but technically competent game that will go through you like Drain-O.

If it weren't free on Playstation Plus, I simply wouldn't be getting it, put it like that.

Also PSN is down, KINDA PISSED OFF ABOUT THAT. I'm trying to link my uPlay account to my PSN so I can get into The Crew's beta.