It says its a Buick Riviera on the title but its actually a device created in a collaboration between Hitler and Satan, which masquerades as a car, and steals your soul, crushes your dreams, destroys your pride and self-esteem, and slowly erodes your will to live, others are blind to your suffering as it drains you of your life force, every day taking a little bit more of you until there's nothing left but a hollow husk, try to tell others of its evil with result in you getting mocked and ridiculed. They'll say you're over-reacting, if you continue the trivial pursuit of trying to get them to see, they'll call you crazy. Trying to kill it will only make it stronger, you can try to sell it but no one will buy it. Eventually you accept your fate and die a slow agonizing death at its rusty metal hands.
Its quite efficient at what it does, really.