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As you probably know, I used to be one.

Now I look back and hang my head in shame nowing all the pain I inflicted on motorists with that, thankfully I got a car and scrapped my bike so I'm no longer contributing to that problem, but goddamn, I am sorry.

Cyclists are slow, at times dangerously slow, they completely ignore the rules of the road, but demand to be treated like cars, they don't have insurance or licenses, they run red lights and stop signs like its going out of style, and then they get all indignant and "SHARE TEH ROAD" when you dare suggest that they might be a nuisance due to all of the above.

Also, before I get the whole environmental thing, cycling really isn't better for the environment, because you on your bike holding up those cars behind you means they're spending more time on the road creating more pollution all so you can feel all warm and fuzzy because the pollution is coming out of those cars and not your bike.
As you probably know, I used to be one.

Now I look back and hang my head in shame nowing all the pain I inflicted on motorists with that, thankfully I got a car and scrapped my bike so I'm no longer contributing to that problem, but goddamn, I am sorry.

Cyclists are slow, at times dangerously slow, they completely ignore the rules of the road, but demand to be treated like cars, they don't have insurance or licenses, they run red lights and stop signs like its going out of style, and then they get all indignant and "SHARE TEH ROAD" when you dare suggest that they might be a nuisance due to all of the above.

Also, before I get the whole environmental thing, cycling really isn't better for the environment, because you on your bike holding up those cars behind you means they're spending more time on the road creating more pollution all so you can feel all warm and fuzzy because the pollution is coming out of those cars and not your bike.

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Jetster1 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
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sfaber95 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
thank you for the automotive favorites:D
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Cherry-Man Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Thanks for the fav!
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SiberianSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
 20 year old Balto film on Laserdisc played on a 22 year old Laserdisc player on a 7 month old 32" LED HDTV.

Just in case you were curious as to how that widescreen looks:

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TR0LLHAMMEREN Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Anyways, good job, man! Thanks. :3
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SiberianSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
:D  It was pretty damn crisp.
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TR0LLHAMMEREN Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Nice, but LED? Shame on you! Gotta get those plasmas, before they're gone.
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SiberianSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, find me a plasma TV that large that is watchable for $89.99 and we'll talk.  :P
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sfaber95 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the drag car favs:D
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TR0LLHAMMEREN Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Oh, my god, this is awesome.
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Soak up all the input.  :P
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Thanks for the Fav and the Watch!  :)
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thanks for the favs.x
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Hi :blackrose::skullbones::skull:
Thanks for the fav on my Joe Armstrong \o/ :rose: <3
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SiberianSpirit Featured By Owner Edited Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Check my two recent uploads. Got our own beater in the driveway now. But only temporary, and praying she (the truck) will be OK. Gotta get it repaired.
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AQ-66 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist

Welcome to Porsche-DevART thank you for joining the group.

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And a llama for you. :P (Lick) Also, can you throw the llama love my way and give me one too? :) (Smile) I'd surely appreciate it. :D (Big Grin)
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thanks for the faves
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Thanks for the fave, man! :highfive:
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WTF is going on in your avatar.
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thanks for faving
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Thanks for the fav :)
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